The transcript below is from the video “12 Moments You Wouldn’t Believe If Not Filmed” by Brutal TV.
Brutal TV:
When you think of the world of fighting, strength, endurance, blows being thrown faster than the eye can see, and grappling that turn your days into night. What doesn’t normally come to mind however, is busting a gut from laughing at the fighters.
Hey there everyone, and welcome back to the best channel for all things fighting, funny and brutal. If you’re new here, go ahead and give a right jab to the subscribe button and stay tuned for all that we have in store for you. The things that we are about to show you are going to leave you pretty shocked. Here are 12 moments that you wouldn’t have ever believed if they were not caught on camera.
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#1. Dance Battle
We don’t know if this was truly indeed the plan but we have to admit, there are some pretty well choreographed movements going on here. Would you just look at the grace, the speed at which the hips and feet move back and forth, all in hopes of maybe, just maybe, landing a blow? Eventually, even the ref gets confused at this, well, dance party. Let’s just assume that their pregame must have included a few odd colored mushrooms or so and leave it at that.
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#2. I’m Not Done
You can never say it’s over until the fat lady sings. And here, you will find out that she stood up, took the mic and right before bellowing out her first note, she was immediately sat right back down because this man refused to accept his knockout. He literally takes blow after blow straight to the head and manages to even make a nice comeback with some heavy jabs. It was right in the midst of it all that you can see him take the shots straight to the face like a night out in Miami. This man did not want to go down. Who would have ever been able to keep standing up against something like this?
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#3. This Is Not What We Practiced
It’s all fun and games until someone’s foot is in your face. And it’s all fair in love and war. But what’s not fair is this. Let’s look at that again. Can anyone, just anyone, tell us how a person can miss so terribly?
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#4. Two Of A Kind
This match looks like it was pretty interesting, right? You see both guys looking a little winded and then boom! What are the odds of this happening? We don’t know but we are happy to show you this over and over and over.
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#5. Did He Just Do That?
When you are happy with a fight, you can become excited. That’s exactly what you see here with these two competitors. Just two guys in a ring enjoying their time. They might kiss. No, really, that’s not a joke. You see the other opponent come out of the ring and he climbs up rather close to the other fighter. The fighter in the white and black shorts decides to share some smooches. Talk about too close for comfort.
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#6. Frequent Flyer Miles
You know that you’ve been knocked down, beaten, battered, and torn when you start forgetting who you are in a fight with. This guy gets his head knocked around so much that after going down his world turns against him as he turns against the ref. Completely out of it, the ref finds good ground and helps bring the fighter back down from the clouds. He racked up at least 300 frequent flyer miles with that trip.
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#7. Glass Jaw
What happens when you cross an alligator with a gorilla? We don’t know either. Just like we have absolutely no clue as to how and why this guy is taking these blows straight to the face. If anyone had told you that they saw something like this, you know that you wouldn’t believe them at all. But here’s the proof. During this fight you see the opponent just throwing punches and kicks left and right and this guy just eats them up like a taco Tuesday and his belly is full. He even taunts his opponent with some little dancy dances.
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#8. Ready Player One
They say that if you do what you enjoy every day, you’ll never work a day in your life. This fighter has truly embodied that notion. He even went as far as to add to it and decides to not take a break after the round was over. Talk about dedication, talk about sportsmanship, talk about death stare. This man has ice in his veins and has no need to cool down.
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#9. Wait What?
The main attraction at most fights are the fights, the brawling, seeing the opponents go hand to hand, fist to fist, toe to toe, head to, well, you get it. But during this bout, there seems to be a half show. It goes on for some time and we can all see that it was rather dry. Even the crowd is in the background scratching their heads wondering what in the world is going on. They dance their whole routine and have some interesting movements to say the least. But if you think that was strange, wait till you see what’s at number 11.
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#10. Lost In Space
Take a gander at this one. Most of the time, we see confusion come when a fighter is knocked up against the head with a knee, a foot, an elbow. We never see confusion come so effortlessly. As this ring girl takes to the ring in her moment to shine and announce the third round, she ends up confusing herself after taking an extra half lap around the ring. These fails just keep the seats warm because we hope you enjoy watching them as much as we do.
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#11. Karen vs Karen
This is an interesting one. We don’t know what the backstory is but at this point, who cares. These two ladies are showing us a more entertaining fight than what these so-called pros are out there doing. Look at her swing over and over. She is on a mission to pummel the lady in pink. You even see her start to give up a little but the feisty fema stands your ground and continues to attack like a lioness protecting her cubs. Go Karen, go!
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#12. Shirt vs Man
We have our moments but do you know the saying, “you probably couldn’t fight your way out of a paper bag”? Well, this man lived this ever so cleverly as he struggles to put this shirt on. He fights and fights and fights and then by default and forfeit. The shirt wins the battle and takes home the championship.
Fighting the referees, halftime shows at a Kickboxing match, and Karens delivering blows to other Karens, it just can’t get better than that. You wouldn’t have believed it if you didn’t see it here. That’s all we have for you today. Go ahead and high kick that subscribe button to stay in the know of what to know. Thanks for watching. We’ll see you next time.
