The transcript below is from the video “Fake Kungfu Master Get Exposed On TV (KUNGFU)” by Dmerci.

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

It was Dmerci back with another video. So, we will look at some of the fake kung fu masters, like the worst videos ever, like the worst warriors. Just to be honest with you, guys, I don’t know anything about kung fu, just please don’t mind me, okay? Please, if I say anything wrong about kung fu, just please ask. Don’t mind me. I don’t know anything about kung fu. But anyway, let’s get into this video.

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

Like, for real, guys, I don’t think that’s real. I know for sure there’s no any kung fu master can make any person dance. Like, for real. This is so fake. Look at how he’s shaking his butt, like…That is so fake. You really thought that was real? You’re very stupid. Very stupid. That is not going to be real at all. If you ask me from one to ten…what this video is from one to ten…like, how fake it is? I must say 100% because it’s so fake.

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

There’s no way anybody or any kung fu master can make a person dance like that? Okay? Now, also, wonder how they brought…that’s impossible! Like, for real, they all knew it was fake. If I was there, I’d be laughing. I’d be like, ‘Bruh…’ This is fake, like for real. Can somebody, please, tell me how the guy in the back fell? Like, this guy, the master just touched the guy and the guy in the background just fell like…and even if…why would you fake…? That’s so fake. Look how he fell. How dumb are you, for real? Bruh, this is so fake. And why does this master keep doing these videos. Like, for real. He was fake and no one’s ever going to believe this. Like, why he keeps doing it? Stop! Please!

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

Bruh. Like, for sure, I know that this guy did not just do that? How strong would you have to be for you to put your hand out of like three people like it was nothing? Like, fake! Can somebody please just tell me how this guy walked out of those four people? Like, I can. The two guys behind him just let go of their hands and he walks by, like, for real. How? It’s so fake. But there’s no way I can react to this shit. This guy’s so fake. I’m done, bro. I’m done. That. Like that. Like for real, bro? Yeah, I’m done.

[Interview Clip]

Host:

“Why the glass?”

Interviewee:

“I’m going to break that concrete slab with that glass without breaking the glass.”

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

Did you, guys, actually hear that? This guy’s going to break the brick without breaking the glass. Do you see that? The thing? Don’t you just see that this is fake? Like, how fake it is for you to break it without breaking the glass? I believe that you can break a glass without breaking the brick. That’s possible. But break a brick without breaking the glass? Hmmmm. That seems suspicious.

Host:

“We’re going to start right over here. That right? 21.2 pounds? That’s the brick right there?”

Interviewee:

“Right.”

Host:

“Okay. And why the glass?”

Interviewee:

“I’m going to break that concrete slab with that glass without breaking the glass.”

Host:

“Are you ready?”

Interviewee:

“I’m ready.”

Host:

“Let’s go.”

“That’s incredible!”

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

Whoa! No way. This guy actually broke the…What? Like, how? What? Oh my God. How did he do it? Can somebody please show me how he did it?

Narrator (in another voice):

“Okay, I’ll show you.”

Host:

“To be honest, I actually felt these bricks. These are real bricks. I mean, there’s no joke. Oh! Waaah! Check it out, baby!”

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

Bro, like…

Narrator (in another voice):

“How many times have I told you never to touch my things, like for real? Now, you’ve ruined my trick. You showed my magic trick.”

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

I honestly feel sorry for this guy in front of the TV. Like, how bad was he? Like, I can feel the embarrassment. Like, bro.

Host:

“Okay, what do we have over here?”

Interviewee:

“This is a hundred and ten pounds.”

Host:

“Okay. Go for it.”

Interviewee:

“Don’t touch it.”

Host:

“You know what, either way, that was impressive. That was…good job. Okay, so, lots of discipline goes into martial arts.” (laughing)

Interviewee:

“Yes, it does.” (laughing)

Host:

“Okay. And it’s not just you. There’s going to be a big damage from … (laughing)

Interviewee:

“Yes” (laughing)

Dmerci (Funny YouTube Videos That Give You Everything That You Ever Wanted):

All right, guys, that’s all we got here for today. Guys, please like and subscribe. And see you next time. Peace out, guys. Enjoy the video.




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