TotallyPointlessTV (YouTube Channel That Exposes Fake Martial Art Masters):

In this episode of fake martial arts masters exposed we take a look at the famous bouncing chi plugs, the sexiest Martial artist alive and we even have a special MMA vs. Karate clip, please enjoy.

TotallyPointlessTV:

Fake Martial Arts masters exposed. This video requires no introduction. Let’s begin today’s video and see what the world of fake martial arts has to offer us, today.

(Video of Fake Martial Arts Master Plays)

TotallyPointlessTV:

Now I’ve seen this video go around the web a fair few times. And in my opinion, it gets quite an unfair reputation. You see, what most people can’t help because they don’t eat as many cheeseburgers as I do. This practitioner of martial arts is actually using his chi power to place a million chi plugs underneath the attacker’s feet. It’s called, ‘Death by a Million Sockets’. If anyone has ever stood on an upright plug, you understand the pain.

(Video of Fake Martial Arts Students Plays)

TotallyPointlessTV:

I always try and throw in one video like this, just to remind people that this isn’t a joke. If you try and use some bulls**t martial arts against a standard fight, chances are you’ll get body slammed and that s**t hurts more.

(Martial Arts Master rubbing some brown substance on his arm.)

Martial Arts Master:

“Behold, the Invisible Tattoo.”

TotallyPointlessTV:

I tried finding context for this. I couldn’t. As far as I can tell, the man is rubbing s**t into his elbows. Behold the S**tty Elbow.

(Martial Arts Master, Antonio Lee, showing his stunts to a Female Reporter.)

TotallyPointlessTV:

Imagine trying to sit there and having to keep a straight face while the human version of, The Crow, from The Muppet’s story is literally screaming with his nonexistent voice.

Martial Arts Master:

“The limitation of how many people can actually attack you at one time is 4. If you know how to defend yourself against 4, you can defend yourself against 50. Reason is, there’s only a limited amount of space, five at most. But, when 50 people try to jump in, their physical limitations wouldn’t allow 50 people all at once to throw fists. It’s not possible. So, remember. Let’s say I’m here and surrounded by 4 people…”

TotallyPointlessTV:

What happens is that you get your f**king ass kicked.

Martial Arts Master:

“I have to duck my head to prevent the attack. But then hit groin areas. When that happens, they’ll fall. From this position, they will either jump over or come around. When they do this, I attack the first person who is closest to me. By attacking him then he comes. I actually have a chance.”

TotallyPointlessTV:

I mean, he’s not wrong to be fair. Four blocks come up to me and start fighting me on the streets, but they all punched in unison at the same location and then proceeded to live in slow-motion for the next 10 minutes, you probably would stand in a chance in that scenario.

(A video of a fake martial artist and his students plays.)

TotallyPointlessTV:

Do these martial arts masters realize that in the real world, people don’t move at 10% speed? If that guy goes out to the street and someone is trying to stub him, he’ll look down and realize, he’s already been stabbed three times in the stomach.

Martial Arts Master:

“Observe. S**t! Eye! Ai! Ai! Same technique.”

(A video of a fake martial artist and his students in session.)

TotallyPointlessTV:

Did he say s**t? And here we see the virgin Herman in his natural habitat, touching up his best friend.

TotallyPointlessTV:

Just hedge all your life on that he’s going to lunge on the left. If he lunges to the right, well, not only is he a sociopath because who lunges to the right, but you’re going to be stabbed, like a Christmas turkey.

(Karate fighter versus MMA fighter practice game time.)

TotallyPointlessTV:

Now if you guessed that the MMA fighter is the topless dude batting the s**t out of the dud in white, then you’re correct. If you guessed that the MMA guy is the one in white, you’re drunk. Go Home. Now, in fairness to the karate fighter, you know, karate is not a fake martial art. It’s maybe just a less effective form of martial arts. But he stuck his own arm. It’s fair enough for him. It’s an unbalanced fight, but I threw it in there just because it’s interesting to see the two worlds collide.

I’m going to leave the video there, but I have actually created a Reddit Page dedicated to these fake martial arts videos. So, if any of you know of any clips, or have any clips or know of any fake martial arts videos, that you would like to see me talk about, I will leave the link, post it in there and you could see it in the next video. Reddit = https://www.reddit.com/r/FakeMartialArts/




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