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Hello everybody and welcome back to another fake martial arts master exposed. And this time we’re going all the way over to the beautiful land of India to look at some of the best bullshit oh that country has to offer. This video was very kindly suggested from a lovely gentleman known as Rocky Singh. You have my undying gratitude. Thank you very much for putting this playlist together. They are brilliant. If anyone else has any playlists like this please be sure to just link it in the comments or talk about it and I’ll find it because I love shit like this.

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This is actually probably one of my favorite fake martial arts training clips I’ve ever seen. Now despite the fact that it’s filmed in a horizontal angle imagine paying someone to train you to become a martial arts master and they just break a plank over your forehead. He doesn’t even tell him to break it he just smacks it across your forehead and bang you got a black belt.

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I mean it’s not the worst fight I’ve ever seen. There were some good kicks thrown but I mean it’s not really a martial art is it, it’s just two drunk blokes fighting over the last kebab. You see you have to give the Indians credit for training for every possible scenario you see these students are training for the very plausible scenario where both your arms have been sacrificed and you’re trying to fight your way out of an encampment with nothing but your forehead. Very reminiscent of the Monty Python holy grail series. That clip was actually meant to be hot coal but they couldn’t find any hot coal. So instead it was hot bollocks that they were running over.

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Damn the Battle of the Fates is really looking different without all the special effects added. Darth Maul really doing his bits over here. Doing everyone dirty with his stick. I take back everything I said. That man can have my wallet, my woman and my car; he can take it all. Dear god the sheer power. Damn. What an interlude! That man needs to do a transition.

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So I mean the [?] just let it miss you. I don’t really think that requires an online guide. I mean if someone would have put up a guide how to beat up a hundred and ten people at one time and their advice was let none of the 110 people punch you, I’m pretty sure we’d all do well in a fight. I legit thought he was gonna bane him there for a second. I thought he’s gonna pick him up, drop him on his knee and break his spine. There you go… you’ll never train again. That’s what happens if you train against me. I break his spine. You know this absolute legend has a bunch of videos. They’re not bad. I mean it’s just funny some of them are funny. So if you want to see me make a video about this guy specifically, I will but I’m not gonna go into his channel just yet. If you want to see such Goldie’s as how to stop a man pulling your girl’s hair then leave it in the comments below and I’ll make a video about this guy’s channel. I mean look at this fucking brilliant escape. Boom, gone.

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Did that man just pretend to stab him with a spinning attack or is he playing mortal combat. In which situation does someone telegraph where they’re gonna stab from by doing a spin. What is he, Gintama? Dear God this man would be completely dead in a real fight. Now I’ve said it once before and I’ll say it again some people don’t seem to like it. They’re like yes but they are training in slow motion, that’s how you train. If someone comes at you with a knife particularly if more than one person comes at you with a knife you will almost certainly be dead it doesn’t make a difference how well you train or how well your fighting chances are, unless you are Russian Special Forces… you spend your life training for that exact purpose anyone with a knife will stab you. Okay. So in that situation you should never rely on your bullshit Systema or you know barnyard fight tactics with your granddaddy touches you up apparently after every training session. No run away from someone with a knife.

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I love the ones that feature absolutely no explanation. He doesn’t try and acknowledge what he’s
doing, he doesn’t try and give it any sort of you know chakra power of bullshit oh. He just says you know… sorted. I’ma put my hand on you, I’ma spin you in a circle. That’s how I roll. Who is doing this? What is he trying to prove? I’m so confused. I would pay top dollar in measurable sums of money to watch him in real life stick his head out with sheer cockiness and get it just slapped off with a baton. Charlatans, conman and deceivers of the weak-minded it really is sad to see that people could be betrayed so easily by leaders who just take advantage of weak world individuals for their sweet sweet cash Ola.

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[?] the video here ladies and gentlemen. It’s been a very insightful and interesting video. I hope you enjoyed martial arts fitness will without a shadow of a doubt be getting a visit from me in a coming video. So let me know if you want to see that by hitting like and leaving a comment. As always, I hope you enjoyed it and I will see you next time. Thank you very much for watching. Bye bye.




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