The transcript below is from the video “Top 10 Chuck Norris Moments” by WatchMojo.com,

Mike Huckabee:

“Two words. Chuck Norris.”

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

“When he does a push up, he doesn’t lift himself, he pushes the world down. Welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we’ll be taking a look at our top 10 favorite Chuck Norris moments.

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 10: Forest Warrior: Shapeshifter

In ‘Forest Warrior,’ Chuck Norris taps into his ability to shape shift into various badass woodland creatures in order to scare off lumberjacks that are threatening his forest. Fun fact: the only special effect this movie needed was Chuck Norris.

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 9: WWF Survivors Series: Protecting the Undertaker

Back in the early ‘90s, Chuck was asked to play an enforcer for a wrestling match between The Undertaker and Yokozuna. Seeing as he’s unstoppable, he prevented Jeff Jarrett from interfering with the casket match with a sidekick to the dome, causing him to flip onto his head and run away in tears. If you ask us, he got off easy.

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 8: Lone Wolf McQuade: The Uzi

He may play a cowboy-style ranger in this film, but like any red, white and blue-blooded American, he’s not opposed to putting the six-shooter down in favour of a bullet-spitting chunk of the 2nd amendment.

(Scene from Lone Wolf McQuade and The Uzi)

Only Chuck could perform a 360-degree machine gun takedown, and not hit any of the horses.

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 7: Huck n’ Chuck Presidential Campaign: Chuck Facts

In 2007, Chuck took his fight against evil into the political realm when he and Mike Huckabee teamed up to dish ‘facts’ on each other.”

Chuck Norris:

“Mike Huckabee is a lifelong hunter who will protect our second-amendment rights.”

Mike Huckabee:

“There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’s beard, only another fist.”

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

“Somehow, even with the almighty Norris’ support, Huckabee still managed to lose the Republican nomination. If God works in mysterious ways, then Chuck’s powers are simply beyond comprehension.”

Mike Huckabee:

“Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse; he tells America how it’s going to be.”

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 6: Dodgeball: The Thumbs Up

In this silver screen sports epic, the thrilling conclusion comes down to a decision by the judges. Luckily for Vince Vaughn and his team, Chuck appears and saves the day with a simple thumbs-up. Ben Stiller should just be thankful that Chuck didn’t unleash the other four fingers…”

Vince Vaughn:

“Thank you, Chuck Norris.”

Chuck Norris:

“Thank you, Peter.”

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 5: Delta Force 2: Skydiving

In ‘Delta Force 2,’ Chuck decides that a drug Kingpin needs to be taught the kind of lesson that only a ten-thousand-foot drop can provide.”

Pablo – Drug Kingpin:

“Let me go.”

Chuck Norris:

“Okay.”

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

“And throws ol’ Pablo out of a plane without a chute. Since Chuck is impervious to the laws of physics, he saves the scumbag by skydiving after him, but presumably only after he makes him crap his pants from screaming.

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 4: Good Guys Wear Black: The Windshield Kick

In this film, Norris… haha… ‘plays’ a six-time world karate champion who has ended up on the CIA’s hit list. These liberal punks try to chase him down, but fail to realize that you can’t run over Chuck Norris, he runs over you… Hey, what’s that on your windshield?

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 3: Way of the Dragon: The Chest Hair

Here we come to the one inaccuracy on our list. We all know that it is folly to think that you could use Chuck Norris’ chest hair as a weakness, for it is surely the source of his great power. We’ll let this slide because it does involve the late-great Bruce Lee. But for the record: Chuck Norris’ chest hair is so powerful that feeding a single curl to a male horse will cause it to instantly ejaculate another fully-grown horse.

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 2: Invasion U.S.A.: Bazookas

When America faces its first-ever invasion, Chuck takes up his true mantle as a one-man army of freedom. At the film’s climax, Chuck sees fit to stop a bazooka carrying Russian terrorist, with a bazooka of his own from point blank range. Cancel the Oscars.

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

Number 1: Walker, Texas Ranger: The Broken Nose

Rounding out our list is the television appearance that made this god-turned-man into a household name.”

Chuck Norris:

“Lisa, would you go behind my pickup truck and pull down the tailgate for me, please.”

Dan from WatchMojo.com:

“Following in the footsteps of both Jesus and Abraham Lincoln, Chuck breaks a creep’s nose like it’s a saltine cracker. Then he resets it. Then he breaks it again. Few will ever get so close to being touched by perfection.”




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