The transcript below is from the video “Top 5 Fake Martial Art Masters EXPOSED During fights” by TearItDown.

TearItDown:

Hello Guys and welcome back to TearItDown. Don’t miss our special guest at the end of the video. You must learn some crazy techniques like this one. So, let’s get into this.

TearItDown:

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This one is an MMA trained guy named [inaudible], who is fighting Bruce Lee. I mean, a Bruce Lee wannabe. Nonetheless, he proclaims himself a kung fu master. So, this fight might blow us all away.

[Bruce Lee wannabe fights an MMA trained guy]

Okay. Sorry for the bad joke but this guy is obviously afraid. He has to start the fight with this broken jump kick and then run away completely, giving his back. But once the MMA guy closed the distance, it was over. He only had to throw two leg kicks and that’s it.

TearItDown:

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This one is pretty weird next level stuff. It’s a Chinese martial arts master in red, fighting the boxer on the left, who only fought with one arm. Watch this.

[Chinese Martial Arts master fights a guy who uses one arm.]

He only used his left hand. He was able to protect himself with only one hand, using good footwork and the head movement. This allowed him to learn some counterpunches pretty good and once he managed to get resistance right, he started to launch some nice search on the Wing Chun master’s face. He even dropped him at the end.

TearItDown:

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According to how he’s smiling at his opponent, this one must be a hell of a fighter. Don’t believe so? Watch this.

[A fight between two men.]

Okay, okay. So, he has no footwork, no head movement, his legs got chopped and his smile didn’t work. For another touch master you got touched pretty well there. I have to admit that. But a good pretty good corner. They throw the towel after seeing the punches started landing at the end.

TearItDown:

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This kung fu master claims that he was victorious in more than 200 fights. Using only this no-touch telekinetic techniques. Wait, you don’t believe him? That’s why the 65 years old master decided in 2006 to give away $5,000 from his own money to any mixed martial artist who could beat him in a fight, official fight. Sorry, you wanna take the fight? Too late. The challenge was accepted by a former Japanese journalist named Bogota, who practiced Judo, Karate and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Without further ado, let’s see how it went, in front of a crowd of 500 people.

[Kung Fu master fights an MMA guy who challenged him.]

Okay. This guy is not a paid actor.

[Kung Fu master fights an MMA guy who challenged him.]

TearItDown:

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And now let’s welcome our special guest. This master is so good, he fights in a suit, just like your Math teacher. But first he has to warm up. It must look better with music.

[Fake Martial Arts Master shows his skills.]

Why does it look like you forgot the towel on the shower? And now let’s see some of his amazing techniques. This one is the ‘plantAtreejutsu’.

[Fake Martial Arts Master shows his skills.]

The ‘GuessWhereItComesFromJutsu’.

[Fake Martial Arts Master shows his skills.]

‘TheSpringJutsu’.

[Fake Martial Arts Master shows his skills.]

And the ‘TalkToTheHandJutsu’.

[Fake Martial Arts Master shows his skills.]

This is amazing. I wish I knew this one. This one is good. He just loves them both. I just wanted to do the same thing to them from the beginning. Watch this.

[Fake Martial Arts Master shows his skills.]

This man is a real gangster. And last technique but not least the ‘IHaveNoIdeaWhatI’mDoingJutsu’. You can do it too.

[Fake Martial Arts Master shows his skills.]

Looks like the other guy wants some too.

[Fake Martial Arts Master shows his skills.]

This guy is awesome.”




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